Pool Cat
CASOON

Regulation table. Irregular occupant.

Pool Cat, a round low-poly charcoal and cream cat, sitting on green pool table felt

The eight ball has requested a larger pocket.

House Rules

Pool Cat arrived before the rack and selected the middle of the felt. Cues now approach from a respectful distance. The corner pockets remain open, technically, though nobody has tested them. He does not chase the balls. He waits for them to reconsider their route. The eight ball has moved behind the chalk and refuses to comment.

  • Center Spot

    Occupied before the triangle leaves the felt.

  • Cue Policy

    Wooden sticks may point, never negotiate.

  • Pocket Control

    All six remain open at his discretion.

Pool Cat standing on a pool table among scattered balls, a cue at his side and the eight ball by a corner pocket

Table Manners

Every break becomes seating.

Rack carefully. He noticed.